No one in their right minds would continue reading, but who says quilters are in their right minds, so here are a few examples of clueless ads...
Hey, it's a "sTinger". Those lighted foot pedals are super rare. Gotta get one of those! My foot will think it's in sewing heaven!
...is there such a thing as rusty patina? Maybe my car is worth more now!
Oh baby, you want patina??? Here's one for you, better move on this one FAST!
You'll be able to afford the tetanus shot at that price!!!